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This Movie is a spoof movie for the end of 2010 to 2011 A group of mature children are sent a note that the stone of sex is missing and they have to find and save the School of Hogwarts Wizardry and withcraft sex. They go to every thing to find there destiny to save the Stone..


  • Johnny Depp as Harry Pop-Her
  • Carmen Electra as Herminie Ranger
  • Carrot Top as Ron Sexly
  • Lindsey Lohan as Ginny Sexly
  • Robert Pattinson as Cedric Secret
  • Kim Kardashian as Cho Chang Chinky
  • Ke$ha Serbert as Luna LoveGood
  • Betty White as Minerva McgonIsGood
  • Lady Gaga as The Aunt


Despite the film being universelly panned, the film had 7 sequels, which includes:

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sex
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hot Ass-Kaban
  • Harry Potter and the Condom of Fire
  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
  • Harry Potter and the Half-Assed Prince
  • Harry Potter and the Sexual Hallows: Porn 1
  • Harry Potter and the Sexual Hallows: Porn 2